December 19, 2007

Somebody's Been F**kin' Up: Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

by bILLY sHAKESPEARE AKA bILLY fABLE



As you may or may not know, Jamie Spears, Britney's sister, is pregnant. Normally, I wouldn't care, but damn man, she's sixteen years old. 16!!! Nearly needless to say, this type of event was quite shocking to the Spears household. Now, if you're Jamie you've gotta be thinking that you're going to lose something. I'm talking about her show on Nickelodeon, her image, whatever. Bad enough your Britney's sister (that sounds worse than what I really mean), but know it's as though you're following in her footsteps. Her role model image might be going out the window too. Oh yeah, Jamie was impregnated by her 18 year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge Dude's mom must think son hit the jackpot.

Here's some reactions too, courtesy of the USA Today article:

"•Joy Behar joked on ABC's The View about Lynne Spears' parenting book: "It's like Jeffrey Dahmer writing a book on food!"

•Celebrity editor Bonnie Fuller launched a full-bore attack on Momma Spears on The Huffington Post (huffingtonpost.com), saying: "Lynne Spears, what were you thinking? Or not thinking and not doing? Did you never sit down with either of your daughters — Britney, now just turned 26, and the divorced mother of two toddlers or Jamie Lynn, 16 and now three months pregnant — and give them The Talk?"

•At least Mary J. Blige had a positive take. "If that's her choice (to keep the baby), then congratulations," the singer told MTV.com. "Hope she's responsible, and I hope she understands what that brings. … You have to change your lifestyle up, so (your children) can look at you as an example. It's all about Mommy being an example, Jamie."

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