June 20, 2008

Worst actor in the World: Hayden Christensen

by bILLY sHAKESPEARE AKA bILLY fABLE


By God's will, I can usually bear bad acting in movies, but everytime Hayden Christensen comes on a screen or a poster, my stomach hurts and I think the world dies a little. It's like watching grass grow. A corpse has more charisma than this dude. God gave him the power to single-handedly ruin a movie. After the Star Wars episode created his career, he looks back upon that time with a simple quote, "It wasn’t necessarily anything you could feel good about creatively. It’s not why you become an actor, to do stuff like that." Are you kidding me? I'm not one to just hate on somebody just to hate, but damn, somebody has to put their fist down. Someone with no skill, no talent, just looks (Seems like the perfect description for Hollywood lately) goes on to curse his career making projects. Lucas gave him a feast, Hayden ate it, slapped him, and took a dump on his couch. He shouldn't be an actor. Seriously.



His interviews are just like his acting.


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29 comments:

  1. I´m a spanish girl and I think that the worst actor isn´t Hayden Christensen.Really the worst actor is Colin Farrel, is horrible!!

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  2. anyone who thinks that Hayden can't act should go watch Higher Ground

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  3. how can you dare malign my beloved that way! there are plenty of actresses and actors needing the role of douchebag of the week.

    have you not seen higher ground? life as a house? violin for beginners?

    no. you have not. i can tell.

    you don't have class. or good taste in movies.

    you probably even think gwennie saved coldplay.

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  4. malign: to speak harmful untruths about; speak evil of; slander; defame: to malign an honorable man.

    and not to mention shattered glass. have you even read the new republic?

    are you a misguided actor? a wannabe writer? perhaps you want to have a bromance with him and he rebuffed you?

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  5. couldn't agree more -- i actually ended up on this page googling "christensen worst actor", just to make sure i wasn't alone.

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  6. I recently saw hayden in Awake. It was a perfect role for him: laying perfectly still as a dead corpse.
    Now we know what his career should have been; a coffin model.

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  7. Заебали, суки, по-английски писать! Охуенный он актёр, не хуй пиздеть, блядь!!!

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  8. Actually luminescents, I have seen all of those movies and guess what... Hayden Christensen sucks in all of them too. He sucks in anything he does, including living. And if you think he is good in those movies have you seen Star Wars Episode II or Episode III or Jumper or anything else involving HC? Obviously not or else you would say that Hayden Christensen is a waste of screen space.

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  9. He was good in one and only one movie, "Shattered Glass." But in that movie he was playing a lying cheater fraud, who was also a spoiled rich kid. I think the role really spoke to him. He wasn't bad in "Higher Ground." Sad to say he's gotten expontentially worse as he's gotten older. More whiny, more wooden, less real. Perhaps he has hemroids or something.

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  10. I dare you to watch star wars and then say he isnt a bad actor.... it not possible. he is horrible!

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  11. Absolutely disagree. Don't know what did he do to you, but there are lots of worst actors and Hayden in Star Wars was awesome. As well as in Life as a House and "Shattered Glass."

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  12. I agree with richlisola. His crappiness was perfect for that movie alone. "Are you mad at me?"

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  13. Christina ToussaintMay 11, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    U GUYS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP CUZ ALL OF YALL IS HATERS SHIT HE'S IN HOLLYWOOD MAKING HIS MONEY AND U GUYS R SPENDING YALL TIME POSTING COMMENTS AND IF HE IS SUCH A BAD ACTOR WHY DEN WHY IS HE IN MOVIES SECOND IF HE'S A WASTE OF LIVING DEN YALL IS TOO STUPID ASS HATERS

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  14. "couldn't agree more -- i actually ended up on this page googling "christensen worst actor", just to make sure i wasn't alone."

    That's how I got here, while watching Star Wars Ep. 3. No question top it's in the top 5 worst performances of all time.

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  15. He absolutely takes a steaming dump on both Star Wars movies. What are otherwise great movies are just hard to stomach with HC in them. He is without a doubt the worst actor I've ever seen in a major motion picture. Except maybe for Keanu Reeves. He's pretty bad too.

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  16. I'm glad I'm not alone. Right now I'm watching Revenge of the Sith on spike and I'm again reminded of how much Hayden sucks as an actor. He totally ruined an otherwise great movie.

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  17. I have to admit that I found all three prequels to be quite terrible, so it just goes to show that HC had little to work with. That said, he still can't act his way out of a paper bag.

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  18. I think that he is very talented and hot and he actually made star wars better with his looks everything else is really ugly or hairy he's very talented I don't know why you people make this I just went here to see that you all have positive comments about him but once again I was wrong i think you are just a bunch of haters I LOVE HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN and fuck you all that don't he's fucking hot and talented

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